What could be more fun than a rapid fire round of “would you rather questions” for couples with YOUR special person?!
Whether they’re awkward, silly, or downright difficult… “would you rather questions” allow you to get to know someone on a deep, deep level… sometimes even more than you (or they!) would like!
But, that’s truly the beauty of these questions. They can catch you off guard sure, but most of all, they force you to stop and THINK.
So, regardless of if you’re looking to get to know your partner on a deeper level OR simply just want to have some good ‘ole fashioned laughs and fun, just keep reading!
Best Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Don’t have time to read all the questions? Fear not! Check out our reader’s TOP picks for the best “would you rather questions” for couples below…
1. Would you rather know how you’re going to die or when you’re going to die?
2. Would you rather have all the songs be sung by Nickleback or all the movies be starring Nicholas Cage?
3. Would you rather be surrounded by people who brag all the time or by people who complain all the time?
4. Would you rather never touch a computer for the rest of your life or the opposite sex?
5. Would you rather give your parents unrestricted access to your browsing history or your boss?
6. Would you rather die of morbid obesity or extreme hunger
7. Would you rather be blind for the first half of your life or the second half?
8. Would you rather have permanent Cheeto dust on your fingers forever, or have noticeable body odor that never goes away and can’t be covered up.
9. Would you rather talk like James Blunt sings, or talk like Sean Paul sings?
Funny Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Are you truly close with someone if you can’t laugh your you-know-what off together? Give any of the questions below a whirl and just try to suppress a laugh. We dare you!
1. Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
2. Would you rather be a strawberry with human thoughts or a human with strawberry thoughts?
3. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?
4. Would you rather have everyone twice your age and older talk like an adult from Charlie Brown or everyone half your age and younger talk like a minion?
5. Would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks or sound like Jar Jar Binks?
6. Would you rather have ham hands or armpit that dispenses lotion?
7. Would you rather stay with mommy or daddy?
8. Would you rather step on legos barefoot every time you enter a new room in your home, or refuse to talk about anything but legos every time someone comes over to your house?
9. Would you rather become part of the Kardashian family or live with Shrek?
10. Would you rather, every time you fart, a flock of geese swarms to where you farted OR never be able to use a cell phone again?
11. Would you rather wake up tomorrow eight inches shorter or have a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat forever?
12. Would you rather start every conversation with Steve Urkel’s catchphrase “did I do that?” for the rest of your life or watch 2 Broke Girls for 24 hours straight once a month until you die?
13. Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster or a hamster the size of a rhino?
14. Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you’ll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard?
15. Would you rather eat ice cream-flavored poop or poop-flavored ice cream?
16. Would you rather sweat cheese and broccoli soup, or every movie you watch slowly transitions into Shrek halfway through?
17. Would you rather sit on an icy toilet seat or a slightly warm toilet seat?
18. Would you rather chug 1 gallon of ketchup or tongue-kiss a chimp for 5 minutes?
Good Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Moving past the laughter, these “would you rather” questions will let you get a bit deeper and think more seriously. They’ll also show your partner’s reasoning skills and what they value in life.
But don’t worry… we also added some cringe-y and fun ones to keep things light!
1. Would you rather live one life until age 1000, or 10 lives to 100 each?
2. Would you rather have a permanently runny nose or an always stuffed nose?
3. Would you rather always be slightly cold or always barely have the urge to pee?
4. Would you rather have a bad father or no father?
5. Would you rather have an obsessive insane person love you or hate you?
6. Would you rather die a hero or a villain?
7. Would you rather earn $0.01 every time you took a step or $1 every time you jumped?
8. Would you rather Jurassic park or Ghostbusters be real
9. Take your great-grandfather’s current age (or the age of death). Would you rather live triple that age or half of it? – or Hard
10. Would you instead climb the tallest mountain or travel to the bottom of the sea?
11. Would you rather your life story be a novel or a book of short stories?
12. Would you rather feed everyone forever or cure cancer forever?
13. Would you rather be the world’s funniest or most intelligent person?
14. Would you gain 100 lbs of fat instead or lose 15 inches of height? Either condition would be permanent
15. Would you rather have someone poke you constantly for the rest of your life or never be touched by anyone ever again?
16. Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport you anywhere you want and time travel anywhere you want or a magic ring that, when it touches a book, absorb all the knowledge inside?
17. Would you rather have pen*s sized n*pples or a n*pple sized p*nis?
18. Would you rather be able to eat anything you want and remain in perfect shape or have only slept 1 hour a day to feel fully rested?
19. Would you rather know the moment of your death or the moment of the end of the person you love the most?
20. Would you rather be able to converse with (nonhuman) animals or have lifelong fluency in every (human) language?
21. For this question, you’ll be locked in a room full of spiders for some time. Would you rather have the lights on or off?
22. Would you rather be ugly but smell fabulous or be handsome/beautiful but stink?
23. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life?
24. Would you rather be a feminine man or a masculine woman?
25. Would you rather be wonderful and have diarrhea forever or very ugly and safe from diarrhea for the rest of your life?
26. Would you rather live at the South Pole or in space?
27. Would you instead go blind or deaf?
28. Would you rather spend an hour going back to observe the dinosaurs/prehistoric animals (you get to pick the period), or would you want to spend an hour on another planet or moon?
29. Would you rather have Cheeto dust on your fingers for a year or walk around with wet socks for a year?
30. Would you rather be the fastest man/female ever to live or the most muscular man/female to ever live?
31. Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
32. Would you rather sit and listen to someone read you the entire Oxford English Dictionary (20-volume set) or rewrite an entire Sunday newspaper by hand?
33. Would you rather have your whole internet search history revealed to friends and family or have your little finger chopped off?
34. Would you rather have a receding or proceeding hairline?
35. Would you rather have mastery (and the ability to apply such skill) over any-and-all scientific or mathematical concepts or be able to create artistic masterpieces using any medium?
36. Would you rather speak every language fluently or play every instrument perfectly?
37. Would you rather eat 10 gallons of cookie dough or 10 gallons of ice cream?
38. Would you rather have fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Hard Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Do you want to get into difficult conversations with your partner for maximum transparency and understanding? If so, look no further than the following “would you rather questions.”
1. Would you rather wake up at the controls of a 747 in the sky or a boat in the middle of the ocean? The small ship has paddles, but no engine, and the plane is empty except for you. You have no idea where you are in both cases.
2. Would you instead get stuck at all red lights in traffic or have prolonged internet (dial-up slow) after dark?
3. Would you rather drown in acid or sewage?
4. Would you instead get teleported somewhere once a day to enjoy the beautiful splendor of nature for an hour, OR once a day, you get to teleport someone else to the horrifying icky gross parts of the world for an hour? – Or Good?
5. Would you instead be born today to your same family and remember this current life, or be born in a hundred years to some random family and not remember anything?
6. Would you rather drown or be burned alive?
7. Receive a hundred dollars daily, or get all the money right now? One limits what you can buy without waiting, and the other tells you how long you have to live.
8. Would you rather lose your right leg below the knee or your left arm after the elbow?
9. Would you rather die via a trash compactor or a bakery oven?
10. Would you instead give up access to the internet or give up access to motor vehicles?
11. Would you rather be Nancy Grace or be married to Nancy Grace?
12. Would you rather know the moment of your death or the moment of the death of the person you love the most?
13. Would you instead lay off a bunch of employees or keep everyone but cut salaries across the board by 15% and eliminate some benefits?
14. Would you rather listen to your least favorite song on repeat for the rest of your life or lose the ability to hear it?
15. Would you rather sacrifice your child for one hundred random children or one hundred random children for your child?
16. Would you rather have 500+ minor cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice or put a toothpick between your big toenail and the skin and kick a wall as hard as possible?
17. Would you rather have time stop every time you fall asleep, so you could sleep for however long you want without wasting a minute of your day, or have the ability to sleep only 2 hours a day and never feel tired?
18. Would you rather be invisible or be able to shapeshift (look like any person at any time)?
19. Would you rather know everything or not know anything?
20. Would you rather your nondominant offhand be amputated or both feet?
21. Would you rather be invisible or be able to shapeshift (look like any person at any time)?
22. Would you rather be extremely beautiful but dumb as rocks or incredibly intelligent but ugly?
23. Would you freeze to death (from extreme cold) or burn to the end (from extreme heat)?
24. Would you instead stick a toothpick under your big toe’s toenail and kick a wall or have to sit in a tiny room filled with 1,000 spiders for an hour
25. Would you rather be able to fly, but only backward, or be able to turn invisible, but only when you are blindfolded?
26. Would you instead be lit on fire or drowned?
27. Would you instead drink all the alcohol you want and never be hungover but have to eat 100% healthy all the time or be able to eat whatever you want without getting fat, but you can never sip alcohol again?
28. Would you instead take a cold shower on a hot summer day or be wrapped in a warm blanket on a cold winter day?
29. Would you instead teleport to places you’ve been or teleport to places you’ve never been to?
Weird Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Find your partner’s freak flag and wave it with them proudly during this round of totally weird “would you rather questions”!
1. Would you instead all songs exist but are all performed by Pitbull, or only one Pitbull song exists, but every artist performs it with their cover interpretation?
2. Would you rather have one t*sticle 100 times normal size or 100 normal size t*sticles?
3. Would you rather have legs as long as usual fingers or fingers as long as standard legs?
4. Would you rather have chopsticks for hands or office chair wheels for feet? You’re perfectly adept at using both.
5. Would you rather sweat milk or have to bathe in baked beans every day for a year?
6. Would you rather have teeth for hair or hair for teeth?
7. Would you rather your food always be too hot (as in, you’d never be used to it, it’s always too hot) or have no knees?
8. Would you rather never be able to wear clothes or always have itchy allergy eyes?
9. Would you rather live in the pouch of a giant kangaroo or have your bag with a little kangaroo in it all the time?
10. Would you instead leave the EU or stay?
Deep Would You Rather Questions for Couples
Break free from the shallows and dive into the deep end with the following “would you rather questions”!
1. Would you rather never be able to love or never be loved?
2. Would you rather have your dream career with job security, success, and the promise of a life free of financial worries and marry someone lovely and supportive? Still, you are not passionately in love with OR work a manageable job that doesn’t inspire you much but marries the love of your life?
3. Would you instead solve a paradox or a false dichotomy?
4. Would you rather do something great for all of humanity but be remembered as one of the worst people who ever lived, or do nothing with any lasting impact in your life and be remembered as a hero to all people?
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